The Trainwreck Song

Sometimes when Emilio's fans really want to hear a song, they begin to sing it themselves in order to prime the pump. Very often, we, the fans, get the words wrong until a reluctant Emilio finally feels compelled to sing the lyrics as they were originally written. On this particular occasion, however, Emilio gave his fans a taste of their own medicine. For the record: Thomas is the cheeky one; James is vain but lots of fun; Percy pulls the mail on time; Gordon thunders down the line; Emily really knows her stuff; Henry toots and huffs and puffs; Edward likes to help and share; and Toby, well, let's say he's square.